stupid taxi driver, I hope your ass will be stuck and you'll suffer CONSTIPATION forever!! As I said, you stupid indian taxi driver, I HATEEE YOUU!! You better eat more fibre and prepare your ass to be stuck, besides I hope worms will go live there! I'll see how you can drive a taxi noww!

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aileenHATESHATEHATESHATESHATESTAXISSSSS!!  ¶ 9:26 PM 0 Comments

  Kalau sudah ludah jangan JILAT balik .ORZ. Yoo. Hello. About my title? Learnt this cute term from a malaysian chinese tv series' malay subtitle. Ohh btw. btw. I'm currently missing basketball loadss! Can't wait til Raya holiday. :) Thanks to Yee Chin, I learnt the term ORZ. Even dictionary.com couldn't explain what was it. Way to go, Yee Chin! And lynn jiao, I'll rememeber our moments at the lockers' FOREVER. :)

Today I had a funny encounter. What was it? It was worse than meeting an Ah Kuah. Worse than seeing a beautiful girl with a moustache. Terrible than looking at the word CONSTIPATION while you're sitting on the toilet bowl doing your business. Even more horrible than eating a piece of vegetable which is left out for 10 years. Erm.

Actually it was not that bad, LAH. It's something like, errr. I saw a monkey SMILING at the garbage. Well, if you know my school, you'll know a BIG BIG GARBAGE place outside my school. That's where the handsome monkey smiled. Hmmm, I guess the monkey looked something like this.
Not that wide. More like a, sexy side smile. Like it's trying to seduce the garbage, omg. More info about the muscular monkey? Visit the garbage place and maybe you'll catch some action. :D

Today's FRIDAAAAY. Satuurday's tuition day as usual. :( Friday, please don't leave meeee!

p/s: lap2/sap2 jiao, don't la runaway from meeeee! :)

p/s2: seeing an Ah kuak actually isn't that bad afterall.

p/s3: hey yoooou! back to the old you! :(

p/s4: i forgot to say in p/s2 that, I saw a gorgeous+hot ah kuak this morn'n. :)


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aileenLIKEStheOLDhimMORE :)  ¶ 4:36 PM 0 Comments