Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada blah blah blah, blah blah blah, dan blah blah blah. :)
Hello everyone! As you can see, I was hafal-ing tomorrow's lisan. It's terribly hard, trust me:( Besides, it was terribly boring so the hafal-session turned into camwhoring-session :D








NERDY MODE- ON!!! :S


4 pages of lisan papers and me as pengerusi, so dead.
Next, I put Nici the dog beside the window and this is what I get.


Mommy was sleeping when I was busy 'hafaling'.
bye!
p/s: Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada Datin Aslindawati dan pelajar-pelajar sekalian.
by,
Pengerusi AL :)

We eat, we pee and we poop! :)

Tomorrow not gonna go to school? Join our new club, P&P club aka Poop and Pee club. Our motto-we eat, we pee and we poop! :) Have no one to turn to when you have problems peeing/pooping? Never hesitate to turn to the P&P club, we always provide top advices and philosophies in this matter. Our daily hot line:03-12345678. In case the number doesn't work, dial the other way round, in other words, dial 03-87654321. Still not working? Pat the phone 3 times softly and say " WE EAT, WE PEE AND WE POOP" three times then dial again. Nothing happens? Next, look into the mirror and shout "stupid!" to the person you see in the mirror. :)
p/s: We eat, we pee and we poop! :D
by, aileen.



I stepped on a dog dung today. If you know what it means.



Yo poops. Good evening. Anything particular? Yes. :)

According to my title, I stepped on a very very very SMELLY berak this morn'n. In case you haven't encountered this before, some descriptions may help you imagine how smelly it was just as I stepped into the tuition class. What's worse, there were SESAMES on it OMG. Fyi, black sesames. Wow weeeee :)

I've noticed that I haven't written a very long post before, so today I'm so gonna do it!! c:

Title 1: SHITS_

*warning: attention!! If you're currently having any food with you and happen to be eating, please click on one of the links provided on the left and leave this site at once. Thank you.*

Yoo dudes! Still here?? As promised, shits fresh from the oven! :)






In order to lengthen this post, I hereby explain the definition of shit. Hmm, shit means excrement, faeces. :)


Ahhhh, I miss basketball terribly. I miss basketball as much as I love to eat. :)

p/s: He's gone! :)

p/s: I know this post isn't as long as I intended.

p/s: Have a good night enjoying my shits! :)

by,
aileenpostedapostaboutshits.


stupid taxi driver, I hope your ass will be stuck and you'll suffer CONSTIPATION forever!!
As I said, you stupid indian taxi driver, I HATEEE YOUU!! You better eat more fibre and prepare your ass to be stuck, besides I hope worms will go live there! I'll see how you can drive a taxi noww!

by,
aileenHATESHATEHATESHATESHATESTAXISSSSS!!

Kalau sudah ludah jangan JILAT balik .ORZ.
Yoo. Hello. About my title? Learnt this cute term from a malaysian chinese tv series' malay subtitle. Ohh btw. btw. I'm currently missing basketball loadss! Can't wait til Raya holiday. :) Thanks to Yee Chin, I learnt the term ORZ. Even dictionary.com couldn't explain what was it. Way to go, Yee Chin! And lynn jiao, I'll rememeber our moments at the lockers' FOREVER. :)

Today I had a funny encounter. What was it? It was worse than meeting an Ah Kuah. Worse than seeing a beautiful girl with a moustache. Terrible than looking at the word CONSTIPATION while you're sitting on the toilet bowl doing your business. Even more horrible than eating a piece of vegetable which is left out for 10 years. Erm.

Actually it was not that bad, LAH. It's something like, errr. I saw a monkey SMILING at the garbage. Well, if you know my school, you'll know a BIG BIG GARBAGE place outside my school. That's where the handsome monkey smiled. Hmmm, I guess the monkey looked something like this.
Not that wide. More like a, sexy side smile. Like it's trying to seduce the garbage, omg. More info about the muscular monkey? Visit the garbage place and maybe you'll catch some action. :D

Today's FRIDAAAAY. Satuurday's tuition day as usual. :( Friday, please don't leave meeee!

p/s: lap2/sap2 jiao, don't la runaway from meeeee! :)

p/s2: seeing an Ah kuak actually isn't that bad afterall.

p/s3: hey yoooou! back to the old you! :(

p/s4: i forgot to say in p/s2 that, I saw a gorgeous+hot ah kuak this morn'n. :)


by,
aileenLIKEStheOLDhimMORE :)

Cinta atau CITA-CITA? :)
Hello, pals. Aku malang today. :( Not to say too malang. But very MALANG! :) And btw, today's Monday, 27/7/09! Fyi, today is my first day BERTUGASing as a probationary librarian! Urgh. Quite fun! :)

Lynn Jiao's pencil box ran away or something. It's missing. I'm handling the case now but I'm planning to have the case closed. :) Sorry jiao! ;) Maybe being an investigator is not so easy after all. Today I finally paid attention in Add Maths class. Cheer for me. I finally paid attention for at least 30 mins in my wholee day! Good start! :)

And btw, was cleaning out my photos' folders and found this video. It was back in the basketball days. Miss'em! Eerything was normal until HENRY HO hit me with the basketball. ACCIDENTALLY, I guess. :D

video

p/s: Jiao, aku akan cuba sedaya upaya to find your pencil case. :)

p/s 2: Some girls just freak me out.

by,
aileen hopes to be a librarian! ;)

Honey Beee! :)
Had librarian meeting yesterdayy. Woww weee. I'm gonna bertugas on Monday. Next week. MONDAYY! :) And am just so liking this song and the voice is like, soo, NICE. :)

Listen to it. KANTOI. That's the song name. by ZEE AVI! :)